listen to pop punk and cuddle with me at 2am
there has never been a cool person called eugene
do you wanna fuckin go
if i ever stop talking to you as much
- its not you
- there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
- i still want to be close
if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot
- pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
- be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
- ps its more than likely because i want to be close
like she doesnt have stretch marks???? like people who are currently growing dont have stretch marks??? they are completely normal for every single human being and she should fucking be ashamed of herself for even saying that.
the only people in the world who do not have visible stretch marks are babies. stretch mark literally show that your skin has been stretching since birth because you are growing, just like she did
tell her her attitude is disgusting for even suggesting that something every single human being on earth has is gross
THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH
YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING
OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS
there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.